Alright. According to the
CIA fact book, and they can hardly be wrong! These are the guys who brought us great media events such as Gulf War II the sequel [staring George Bush, Tony Blair and Sadam Hussein with a special appearance of
the Iraqi information minister ] and the bay of pigs to name a few.
So anyway according to the fact book literacy in Iceland is 99% This is in most respects a positive thing, good for the economy and for the cultural education of the public. That is the theory anyway...
Where as writing is all good and proper, I still think that too much emphasis has been placed on literacy and too little emphasis placed on art and taste. To support my case I will show you a few examples...
Exhibit 1
Ok so exhibit one above... three letters on a wall. B l a. The only thing that extinguishes this graffiti from most other bad graffiti is the fact that whoever made it had gold spray. This gold spray was possibly something this person stole from their mother's Christmas decorating kit. I'm sorry but with gold you are going to have to be a little bit more creative. Try writing a sentence. Perhaps: I'm sorry mom! I'm bored, talent less, and need attention.
Exhibit two is not a lot better. Shroom, again just letters written on a wall. I have seen more creative doodles on toilet paper. Obviously we are dealing with someone who wants to be known as mushroom or shroom for short. Whether that refers to the persons appearance or level of hygiene I leave for you to decide.
Finally exhibit three. I believe that we have found the 1% missing in the CIA's figure. This spells chas, cras, gras or chrs I am really not sure. The only good thing is that this is located under a bridge and has probably only ever been seen by a handful of people (Ok until now, my bad) including the "artist" done in white black and orange it is the winner of this weeks challenge for at least being a bit colourful. The white and black are probably standard spray cans gotten from any gas station, whereas the orange is most likely meant to be used for marking up roads during roadwork, a serious misuse of perfectly good materials.
So I say more money for arts, what’s the point in literacy if words are peoples only means of communication?
Exhibit 2
Exhibit 3
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